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Post by Virgil Reality on Dec 24, 2008 10:26:14 GMT 8
Post your funny (or heartwarming) Christmas jokes and graphics here. Here's one to start the ball rolling  |
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Post by jessyjellybean on Dec 25, 2008 5:03:24 GMT 8
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas?  ? ;D Coss Mouse Cards  |
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Post by jessyjellybean on Dec 25, 2008 5:04:42 GMT 8
opps that should say CROSS MOUSE,it was soooo pityful its no surprize I messed it up  |
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Post by Virgil Reality on Dec 25, 2008 7:01:22 GMT 8
Jessiejellybean, at the bottom right hans side of the post is a MODIFY box - you can change your message Sure have used that plenty as proof reading skills and keyboard dyslexia have frequently made necessary A Politically Correct Holiday GreetingBest wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all... [deep breath], plus...
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, colour, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.
Disclaimer
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.
Ha ha - I could of course use the modify button but don't you love my Fruedian slip? It wasn't deliberate I promise - and the modify button is of course on the top right hand side, as I just noticed.  |
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Post by jessyjellybean on Dec 28, 2008 4:23:33 GMT 8
what do vampires sing on new years eve? auld FANG sign ;D my jokes truely are terrible :-[its gone very quiet here.is Hans having a party that only a few of us have been asked to???or are some peeps just haveing maga amounts of fun |
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Post by Jonathan on Dec 28, 2008 9:57:18 GMT 8
ha ha ha, very good!!!!
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I've never been an extrovert, but i'm still breathing.