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Post by cat on Jan 22, 2011 8:53:49 GMT 8
I'll start you all off by posting just two of my favourites, (although I have many more) :
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
(Dirty Dancing)
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
(The Princess Bride)
Who will be next to post their fave film quotes I wonder?
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Post by Gg on Jan 22, 2011 8:59:11 GMT 8
The Lion in Winter
Queen Eleanor:
I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I d**n near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.
From the same play (and later adapted to film):
Prince John: Mother! A knife! He's got a knife!
Eleanor: Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!
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Neferisis
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Post by Neferisis on Jan 22, 2011 9:53:16 GMT 8
;D Mine is from Monty Python's "The meaning of life":
[Dad comes up to the door and pushes it open sadly.
Inside there are at least forty children, of various
ages, packed into the living room.]
Dad: I've got something to tell the whole family.
[All stop... A buzz of excitement.]
Mum: [to her nearest son] Quick... go and get the others in, Gordon! [Gordon goes out. Another twenty or so children enter the room. They squash in at the back as best they can.]
Dad: The mill's closed. There's no more work, we're destitute.
[Lots of cries of 'Oh no!'... 'Cripes'... 'Heck'... from
around the room.]
Dad: I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. [The children protest with heart-rending pleas.] No no, that's the way it is my loves... Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things... Oh they've done some wonderful things in their time, they preserved the might and majesty, even the mystery of the Church of Rome, the sanctity of the sacrament and the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of the little rubber things on the end of my c**k we wouldn't be in the mess we are now!
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Post by Gg on Jan 22, 2011 10:13:47 GMT 8
Monty Python rocks!!!
SO does William Goldman!!!
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Post by cat on Jan 22, 2011 17:23:30 GMT 8
Oooo Monty Python. Neferisis, I'm liking your style! ;D
And I am going to have to watch The Lion in Winter too as that quote has got my interest.
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Post by Virgil Reality on Jan 23, 2011 9:32:44 GMT 8
"Muriel, you're dreadful" Muriels' Wedding.
It's all in the delivery. And who knew Toni Collette and Rachel Griffiths would go on from there
So much to quote from Monty Python- I think there's a quote for every occasion for a Python nerd like me. Don't get me started.
Oh, alright, then.
"He's just pining for the fiords"
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Neferisis
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Post by Neferisis on Jan 23, 2011 10:46:52 GMT 8
"Muriel, you're dreadful" Muriels' Wedding. It's all in the delivery. And who knew Toni Collette and Rachel Griffiths would go on from there So much to quote from Monty Python- I think there's a quote for every occasion for a Python nerd like me. Don't get me started. Oh, alright, then. "He's just pining for the fiords" Virgil you are a Pythonista! THE PARROT SKETCH ;D Here's the video: |
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Post by cat on Jan 23, 2011 19:56:17 GMT 8
“You can’t win, Darth. Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”
(Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope)
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Post by lynette on Jan 25, 2011 6:40:40 GMT 8
;D Mine is from Monty Python's "The meaning of life": [Dad comes up to the door and pushes it open sadly. Inside there are at least forty children, of various ages, packed into the living room.] Dad: I've got something to tell the whole family. [All stop... A buzz of excitement.] Mum: [to her nearest son] Quick... go and get the others in, Gordon! [Gordon goes out. Another twenty or so children enter the room. They squash in at the back as best they can.] Dad: The mill's closed. There's no more work, we're destitute. [Lots of cries of 'Oh no!'... 'Cripes'... 'Heck'... from around the room.] Dad: I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. [The children protest with heart-rending pleas.] No no, that's the way it is my loves... Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things... Oh they've done some wonderful things in their time, they preserved the might and majesty, even the mystery of the Church of Rome, the sanctity of the sacrament and the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of the little rubber things on the end of my c**k we wouldn't be in the mess we are now! Amazing scene, Nef!  I saw this movie recently with my mum and we both laughed. ;D This scene is the funniest for me.  |
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Post by Gg on Feb 5, 2011 6:10:02 GMT 8
Megan: Whatever you do - don't shave your legs.
Grace: Why?!!!!
Megan: Well,... then you definitely won't let it go too far.
Grace: Megan! It's a first date!
Megan: Yeah, well, I married a first date, missy, and you know how it is. You're out with a guy, you find him attractive, and suddenly everything he says sounds brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality.
Grace: I think you should needle-point that on a pillow.
Megan: Well, I just might! It kept me a virgin until... y'know, whenever.
Minnie Driver and Bonnie Hunt in "Return to Me"
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Post by Neferisis on Feb 5, 2011 6:52:45 GMT 8
Megan: Whatever you do - don't shave your legs. Grace: Why?!!!! Megan: Well,... then you definitely won't let it go too far. Grace: Megan! It's a first date! Megan: Yeah, well, I married a first date, missy, and you know how it is. You're out with a guy, you find him attractive, and suddenly everything he says sounds brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality. Grace: I think you should needle-point that on a pillow. Megan: Well, I just might! It kept me a virgin until... y'know, whenever. Minnie Driver and Bonnie Hunt in "Return to Me" ;D "Hairy legs are your only link to reality. " Ha ha superb! |
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Post by cat on Feb 5, 2011 7:24:36 GMT 8
Megan: Yeah, well, I married a first date, missy, and you know how it is. You're out with a guy, you find him attractive, and suddenly everything he says sounds brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality. Grace: I think you should needle-point that on a pillow. Megan: Well, I just might! It kept me a virgin until... y'know, whenever. Haha....I like this quote! |
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Post by lynette on Feb 6, 2011 1:52:26 GMT 8
Hairy legs? That's cool. ;D
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I saw this movie recently with my mum and we both laughed. ;D